1 00:02:57,144 --> 00:03:01,149 Thank you. Hi. I'd like to go to the Adelphi Hotel. 2 00:03:01,816 --> 00:03:03,569 This is my cab. 3 00:03:04,153 --> 00:03:05,988 I was here first! 4 00:03:06,238 --> 00:03:07,741 Oh, God. 5 00:03:16,251 --> 00:03:18,253 Let's go across. Come on. 6 00:03:19,255 --> 00:03:21,591 We'll get one down the road. Hurry. 7 00:03:26,515 --> 00:03:29,684 For God's sake, Harold, can we please get a taxi? 8 00:03:29,935 --> 00:03:31,687 I'm trying to get a... Taxi! 9 00:03:31,771 --> 00:03:33,940 We're going the wrong way! 10 00:03:35,609 --> 00:03:37,946 Put that away. We look like tourists. 11 00:03:38,947 --> 00:03:40,949 Let's cut over to Seventh. 12 00:03:41,157 --> 00:03:44,245 - Seventh is that way. - I know where we are! 13 00:04:05,230 --> 00:04:07,065 Hey, give me a dollar. 14 00:04:08,108 --> 00:04:10,111 How about it? One dollar. 15 00:04:10,778 --> 00:04:13,282 Are you deaf? You don't speak English? 16 00:04:13,615 --> 00:04:15,451 Come on! Up here. 17 00:04:19,289 --> 00:04:20,624 Hey, lady... 18 00:04:20,791 --> 00:04:23,252 ...do the kid a favor. Don't scream. 19 00:04:43,319 --> 00:04:45,155 Hey, all right! 20 00:04:45,489 --> 00:04:47,491 American Express card. 21 00:04:47,950 --> 00:04:49,952 "Don't leave home without it." 22 00:04:50,620 --> 00:04:52,456 Get out of here. 23 00:04:55,668 --> 00:04:57,670 I don't like it up here. 24 00:04:57,837 --> 00:04:59,673 Are you scared of heights? 25 00:05:00,508 --> 00:05:03,512 I don't know. After what happened to Johnny Gobs... 26 00:05:03,678 --> 00:05:08,017 Look, Johnny Gobs got ripped and took a walk off a roof. No big loss. 27 00:05:09,185 --> 00:05:11,230 That ain't what I heard at all. 28 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:14,943 I heard that the Bat got him. 29 00:05:15,026 --> 00:05:18,029 The Bat? Give me a break, will you? 30 00:05:18,363 --> 00:05:22,034 Five stories. Straight down. There wasn't no blood in the body. 31 00:05:22,368 --> 00:05:25,705 No shit. It was all over the pavement. 32 00:05:29,168 --> 00:05:32,339 - I'm getting out of here. - Shut up. Listen to me. 33 00:05:32,548 --> 00:05:34,884 There ain't no Bat. 34 00:05:36,177 --> 00:05:39,515 You shouldn't have turned the gun on that kid. 35 00:05:39,723 --> 00:05:44,563 You want your cut of this money or not? Now shut up! Shut up! 36 00:06:28,869 --> 00:06:30,120 Don't kill me! 37 00:06:30,287 --> 00:06:31,538 Don't kill me! 38 00:06:32,039 --> 00:06:34,042 Don't kill me! Don't kill me! 39 00:06:34,292 --> 00:06:37,129 I won't kill you. I want you to do me a favor. 40 00:06:37,296 --> 00:06:39,048 Tell all your friends about me. 41 00:06:39,131 --> 00:06:40,383 What are you? 42 00:06:41,718 --> 00:06:43,053 I'm Batman. 43 00:07:04,163 --> 00:07:05,748 Across this nation... 44 00:07:05,915 --> 00:07:09,920 ...the words "Gotham City" are synonymous with crime. 45 00:07:10,504 --> 00:07:14,259 Our streets are overrun, our public officials are helpless. 46 00:07:14,592 --> 00:07:18,430 As mayor, I promise to root out the source of this corruption... 47 00:07:18,681 --> 00:07:20,684 ...Boss Carl Grissom. 48 00:07:21,017 --> 00:07:24,355 Now, our new District Attorney, Harvey Dent... 49 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:27,359 ...will carry out that promise. 50 00:07:34,618 --> 00:07:36,954 Thank you, Mayor Borg. Thank you. 51 00:07:38,540 --> 00:07:40,208 People of Gotham City... 52 00:07:41,209 --> 00:07:43,212 ...I'm a man of few words. 53 00:07:44,213 --> 00:07:47,885 But those words will count, and so will my actions. 54 00:07:48,218 --> 00:07:52,640 Commissioner Gordon informs me that he has targeted those businesses... 55 00:07:52,891 --> 00:07:56,228 ... suspected of fronting for the syndicate in this city. 56 00:07:57,898 --> 00:07:59,691 Before this week is out... 57 00:08:00,066 --> 00:08:03,070 ... we are going to knock down their doors... 58 00:08:03,404 --> 00:08:07,743 ... and shed the light of the law on that nest of vipers. 59 00:08:10,246 --> 00:08:14,835 Together, we can make this city safe for decent people. 60 00:08:17,839 --> 00:08:20,342 Decent people shouldn't live here. 61 00:08:20,718 --> 00:08:23,221 They'd be happier someplace else. 62 00:08:23,721 --> 00:08:26,058 Pretty tough talk about Carl. 63 00:08:26,558 --> 00:08:28,393 Forget about it. 64 00:08:28,728 --> 00:08:33,692 If this clown could touch Grissom, I'd have handed him his lungs by now. 65 00:08:34,735 --> 00:08:37,072 If Grissom knew about us... 66 00:08:37,572 --> 00:08:39,908 ...he might hand you something. 67 00:08:41,035 --> 00:08:43,371 Don't flatter yourself, angel. 68 00:08:43,704 --> 00:08:48,378 He's a tired old man. He can't run this city without me. 69 00:08:50,255 --> 00:08:51,924 And besides... 70 00:08:54,260 --> 00:08:55,929 ...he doesn't know. 71 00:08:59,224 --> 00:09:02,061 You don't worry about anything, do you, Jack? 72 00:09:13,075 --> 00:09:15,078 You look fine. 73 00:09:17,247 --> 00:09:18,958 I didn't ask. 74 00:09:26,968 --> 00:09:28,970 Yeah. Hanging on. 75 00:09:38,399 --> 00:09:39,984 Let me guess. 76 00:09:40,234 --> 00:09:44,740 Giant, menacing, supernatural form. Kind of like a bat. 77 00:09:44,990 --> 00:09:47,744 That's it. What are they seeing up there? 78 00:09:48,328 --> 00:09:49,997 They're drinking Drano. 79 00:09:50,247 --> 00:09:51,415 It's weird. 80 00:09:51,665 --> 00:09:53,167 Thanks for the tip. 81 00:09:55,003 --> 00:09:56,504 Christ. Knox. 82 00:09:57,088 --> 00:09:59,842 Lieutenant, I hear we had another Bat attack. 83 00:10:00,092 --> 00:10:04,932 That's eight sightings in a month. I hear the Commissioner's opened a file. 84 00:10:05,182 --> 00:10:08,853 Sorry, Knox. These two slipped on a banana peel. 85 00:10:10,189 --> 00:10:12,858 I'm telling you, a giant bat! 86 00:10:16,029 --> 00:10:20,869 Don't write about this. It will ruin your already useless reputation. 87 00:10:21,453 --> 00:10:24,456 Lieutenant, every punk in this town is scared. 88 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:27,460 They say he can't be killed. 89 00:10:27,710 --> 00:10:29,713 They say he drinks blood. 90 00:10:29,964 --> 00:10:33,134 I say you're full of shit, Knox. 91 00:10:36,556 --> 00:10:38,391 You can quote me on that. 92 00:10:39,392 --> 00:10:42,312 Is there a six-foot bat in Gotham City? 93 00:10:42,563 --> 00:10:44,732 Is he on the police payroll? 94 00:10:44,983 --> 00:10:47,735 What's he pulling down, after taxes? 95 00:11:16,772 --> 00:11:19,276 Brought you a little snack, Eckhardt. 96 00:11:20,152 --> 00:11:24,157 - Why don't you broadcast it? - Shut up and listen. 97 00:11:25,658 --> 00:11:29,330 Harvey Dent has been sniffing around one of our front companies. 98 00:11:29,622 --> 00:11:33,960 That's my territory. If there's a problem, I deal with it. 99 00:11:34,629 --> 00:11:36,631 Your problems are our problems. 100 00:11:38,342 --> 00:11:41,511 I answer to Grissom, not to psychos. 101 00:11:42,179 --> 00:11:45,016 You ought to think about the future. 102 00:11:45,642 --> 00:11:48,854 You mean when you run the show? You got no future. 103 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:53,652 You're an A-1 nut-boy, and Grissom knows it. 104 00:11:59,826 --> 00:12:01,119 Better be sure. 105 00:12:06,877 --> 00:12:07,878 See? 106 00:12:08,545 --> 00:12:11,675 You can make a good decision when you try. 107 00:12:19,518 --> 00:12:22,230 Where've you been spending your nights? 108 00:12:27,736 --> 00:12:31,241 I don't care if this festival is in debt, I want a parade. 109 00:12:31,408 --> 00:12:33,744 I want hot dogs, balloons, everything. 110 00:12:33,995 --> 00:12:37,666 We'll celebrate this 200th anniversary proudly and publicly. 111 00:12:37,916 --> 00:12:39,918 We may celebrate in bankruptcy court. 112 00:12:40,002 --> 00:12:43,339 It's $250,000 in debt and we haven't seen one balloon. 113 00:12:43,590 --> 00:12:47,177 You fill the square with people, and businesses will come back. 114 00:12:47,261 --> 00:12:50,098 A lot of people may stay away. They're scared. 115 00:12:50,348 --> 00:12:53,436 They won't be scared when you get Grissom in the courthouse. 116 00:12:53,519 --> 00:12:55,939 I promised that, remember? 117 00:12:58,859 --> 00:13:01,195 Welcome, Count Dracula. 118 00:13:01,696 --> 00:13:04,033 Had any sightings of Big Foot lately? 119 00:13:04,199 --> 00:13:07,369 - They buried your story on Batman. - They bury garbage. 120 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:10,373 This is Pulitzer Prize stuff. 121 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,710 I got something for you. 122 00:13:15,547 --> 00:13:19,344 Very funny. You should have put more gore under the fangs. 123 00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:21,721 What a dick. 124 00:13:24,391 --> 00:13:26,060 Hello, legs. 125 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:30,315 I'm reading your stuff. 126 00:13:30,565 --> 00:13:32,234 Well, I'm reading yours. 127 00:13:33,152 --> 00:13:34,655 Hi, I'm Vicki Vale. 128 00:13:34,821 --> 00:13:37,824 Yeah, photographer. Vogue, Cosmo. Yeah. 129 00:13:38,075 --> 00:13:41,245 If you want me to pose nude, you'll need a long lens. 130 00:13:41,829 --> 00:13:44,166 Actually, I was in the Corto Maltese. 131 00:13:46,586 --> 00:13:48,421 You could get hurt doing this stuff. 132 00:13:48,505 --> 00:13:50,591 What brings you here? 133 00:13:50,925 --> 00:13:53,761 I'm here to see the wildlife in Gotham City. 134 00:13:54,012 --> 00:13:56,515 Wildlife? Like what? 135 00:13:58,184 --> 00:13:59,852 Like... bats. 136 00:14:02,022 --> 00:14:04,358 - Who sent you? - Nobody, really. 137 00:14:04,608 --> 00:14:06,778 I just loved your story, and... 138 00:14:07,696 --> 00:14:09,699 ...I like bats. 139 00:14:12,201 --> 00:14:15,789 My pictures, your words. Pulitzer Prize material. Just think. 140 00:14:16,123 --> 00:14:19,752 Okay, you're a visionary, and also the only one who believes me. 141 00:14:19,877 --> 00:14:21,672 I need something tangible. 142 00:14:21,797 --> 00:14:25,010 Gordon's got a file. I can't even get him on the phone. 143 00:14:25,635 --> 00:14:27,804 He'll be at Bruce Wayne's benefit, right? 144 00:14:27,887 --> 00:14:31,225 Yeah. I don't seem to be on the guest list. No. 145 00:14:34,062 --> 00:14:36,899 Yes, yes. Vale, will you marry me? 146 00:14:37,233 --> 00:14:39,235 - No. - Buy me lunch? 147 00:14:39,485 --> 00:14:41,989 - Maybe. - I eat light. 148 00:14:49,206 --> 00:14:50,458 Say this... 149 00:14:50,833 --> 00:14:52,586 ...son of a bitch... 150 00:14:52,919 --> 00:14:56,257 ...makes a connection with us and with Axis Chemicals. 151 00:14:56,507 --> 00:14:58,843 What kind of damage are we looking at? 152 00:14:59,010 --> 00:15:02,348 If he ties us with Axis Chemicals, we're dead and buried. 153 00:15:02,556 --> 00:15:04,893 We should move immediately. 154 00:15:05,518 --> 00:15:08,022 I say we break into the place... 155 00:15:08,356 --> 00:15:10,024 ...trash the office... 156 00:15:10,566 --> 00:15:14,738 ...and make off with the records and say it was industrial espionage. 157 00:15:17,575 --> 00:15:20,537 Smart thinking. That's the way to go. In fact... 158 00:15:20,746 --> 00:15:24,084 ...I'd like you to handle this operation personally. 159 00:15:26,086 --> 00:15:27,213 Me? 160 00:15:35,223 --> 00:15:38,059 Would you mind waiting in the next room? 161 00:15:51,076 --> 00:15:53,912 That's all, gentlemen. Thank you. That's all. 162 00:16:08,306 --> 00:16:10,100 Can somebody else do this? 163 00:16:11,268 --> 00:16:13,646 The fumes in that place... 164 00:16:17,609 --> 00:16:20,279 It's an important job. I need... 165 00:16:20,612 --> 00:16:22,615 ...someone I can trust. 166 00:16:23,283 --> 00:16:26,454 You... are my number one guy. 167 00:16:28,957 --> 00:16:30,292 Now... 168 00:16:31,626 --> 00:16:33,296 ...don't forget... 169 00:16:35,798 --> 00:16:37,468 ...your lucky deck. 170 00:16:48,774 --> 00:16:50,442 My friend... 171 00:16:51,193 --> 00:16:53,946 ...your luck is about to change. 172 00:16:57,868 --> 00:16:59,370 Police Department. 173 00:16:59,703 --> 00:17:02,040 Get me Lieutenant Eckhardt. 174 00:17:44,468 --> 00:17:45,970 Can I help you, sir? 175 00:18:02,325 --> 00:18:04,660 - Good evening. - A little crowded. 176 00:18:15,674 --> 00:18:18,053 Could you tell me who is Bruce Wayne? 177 00:18:19,346 --> 00:18:20,597 I'm not sure. 178 00:18:21,390 --> 00:18:22,725 Thanks anyway. 179 00:18:57,143 --> 00:18:59,646 Eight. I can make that eight. 180 00:19:00,147 --> 00:19:01,982 I can make that eight. 181 00:19:02,650 --> 00:19:05,153 Commissioner! Mrs. Gordon, you look lovely. 182 00:19:05,237 --> 00:19:08,658 Is it true the Commissioner has a file on the Batman? 183 00:19:08,908 --> 00:19:12,913 There is no Bat. If there were, we would find and arrest him. 184 00:19:13,163 --> 00:19:15,499 Be straight with me, Commissioner. 185 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,335 How're you making out? 186 00:19:17,585 --> 00:19:19,672 Mr. Dent, I love that tie. 187 00:19:19,922 --> 00:19:23,427 We were discussing winged vigilantes. What's your stand? 188 00:19:23,677 --> 00:19:26,179 We have enough problems in this city... 189 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,933 ...without worrying about ghosts. 190 00:19:29,183 --> 00:19:31,687 Pardon me, but that's not a denial. 191 00:19:33,856 --> 00:19:35,608 Excuse me, I'll be back. 192 00:19:35,859 --> 00:19:37,694 Won't anybody go on record? 193 00:19:37,777 --> 00:19:40,781 - Your Honor, great suit. - No comment. 194 00:19:42,366 --> 00:19:43,702 What's up? 195 00:19:43,869 --> 00:19:46,956 Anonymous tip. Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals. 196 00:19:54,716 --> 00:19:57,052 Why wasn't I told? Who's in charge? 197 00:19:57,218 --> 00:19:59,638 - Eckhardt. - Oh, my God! 198 00:19:59,889 --> 00:20:01,307 Come on, let's go. 199 00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:07,648 Mr. Gordon? 200 00:20:13,197 --> 00:20:14,866 Mr. Gordon? 201 00:20:24,002 --> 00:20:27,340 Wait, wait. Living room, dining room, arsenal. 202 00:20:27,882 --> 00:20:29,718 Look at this stuff. 203 00:20:30,052 --> 00:20:32,054 Who is this guy? 204 00:20:32,554 --> 00:20:37,061 He gives to humanitarian causes, and then collects all this stuff. 205 00:20:37,353 --> 00:20:41,024 He probably does it to get chicks. They like his charity balls. 206 00:20:41,233 --> 00:20:44,069 Don't leave out his very large bankroll. 207 00:20:44,361 --> 00:20:47,240 The more they've got, the less they're worth. 208 00:20:47,573 --> 00:20:50,911 This guy must be the most worthless guy in America. 209 00:20:51,203 --> 00:20:55,875 Check this out. He must have been the King of the Wicker People. 210 00:20:57,420 --> 00:20:59,213 Where'd this come from? 211 00:20:59,422 --> 00:21:01,216 I have no idea. 212 00:21:02,718 --> 00:21:04,220 It's Japanese. 213 00:21:04,595 --> 00:21:05,930 How do you know? 214 00:21:06,931 --> 00:21:08,600 I bought it in Japan. 215 00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:12,272 - Who are you? - Sorry. Bruce Wayne. 216 00:21:14,065 --> 00:21:15,358 Alexander Knox. 217 00:21:16,777 --> 00:21:19,113 I read your work. I like it a lot. 218 00:21:19,405 --> 00:21:21,324 Thanks. Can I have a grant? 219 00:21:22,284 --> 00:21:23,619 Vicki Vale. 220 00:21:25,329 --> 00:21:26,247 Bruce Wayne. 221 00:21:26,330 --> 00:21:27,833 Are you sure? 222 00:21:27,916 --> 00:21:31,796 Yeah. I've seen your pictures from Corto Maltese, haven't I? 223 00:21:33,798 --> 00:21:35,593 You've got a wonderful eye. 224 00:21:35,801 --> 00:21:37,803 Some people think she has two. 225 00:21:38,596 --> 00:21:41,933 This is an amazing house. I'd like to shoot it sometime. 226 00:21:42,935 --> 00:21:45,813 We need more champagne. Is that all right? 227 00:21:46,147 --> 00:21:47,816 Sure. Go ahead. 228 00:21:48,942 --> 00:21:51,571 How many cases? Six? Six? 229 00:21:51,821 --> 00:21:53,239 Six is good. 230 00:21:57,078 --> 00:21:59,081 Will you be in Gotham for a while? 231 00:21:59,164 --> 00:22:03,836 I'd love to. I'm intrigued by Alex's "giant bat" stories. 232 00:22:04,337 --> 00:22:06,590 Oh, right. The bat... Batman. 233 00:22:09,093 --> 00:22:11,846 A bit light after the war in Corto Maltese, no? 234 00:22:12,514 --> 00:22:14,433 What do you do for a living? 235 00:22:15,601 --> 00:22:18,355 Commissioner Gordon was compelled to leave. 236 00:22:19,773 --> 00:22:22,110 Very unexpectedly, sir. 237 00:22:23,694 --> 00:22:25,405 Will you two excuse me? 238 00:22:25,614 --> 00:22:28,283 I think perhaps this way, sir. 239 00:22:28,867 --> 00:22:33,707 They need wine in the front room, and a Mrs. Daley needs a copy of the menu. 240 00:22:36,127 --> 00:22:37,796 And give Knox a grant. 241 00:22:42,468 --> 00:22:44,429 Nice talking with you, Wayne. 242 00:22:44,720 --> 00:22:46,056 The rich... 243 00:22:46,306 --> 00:22:49,561 Know why they're so odd? They can afford to be. 244 00:22:49,978 --> 00:22:51,479 Look at this mirror. 245 00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:53,566 Maybe it should be Bruce Vain. 246 00:23:32,364 --> 00:23:35,117 - What's up? - Anonymous tip. 247 00:23:35,368 --> 00:23:37,704 Napier's cleaning out Axis Chemicals. 248 00:23:37,871 --> 00:23:41,042 If we could get him, we'd have Grissom. 249 00:23:42,126 --> 00:23:44,463 Why wasn't I told? Who's in charge? 250 00:23:44,713 --> 00:23:47,300 - Eckhardt. - Oh, my God! 251 00:23:47,550 --> 00:23:49,135 Come on, let's go. 252 00:24:04,655 --> 00:24:06,241 Get a good look. 253 00:24:07,242 --> 00:24:09,911 Shoot to kill. You know what I mean? 254 00:24:11,414 --> 00:24:13,165 Let's move out. 255 00:24:46,374 --> 00:24:48,710 We've been ratted out, boys. 256 00:24:48,961 --> 00:24:50,045 Watch it. 257 00:24:56,386 --> 00:24:57,555 Freeze! 258 00:25:15,577 --> 00:25:17,914 You take the right. Move it. 259 00:25:18,915 --> 00:25:20,709 What the hell's going on? 260 00:25:20,834 --> 00:25:25,173 - What are you trying to do? - I'm in charge, not Carl Grissom. 261 00:25:26,674 --> 00:25:30,679 This is Commissioner Gordon. I want him taken alive. 262 00:25:30,930 --> 00:25:35,686 I repeat. Any man who opens fire on Jack Napier will answer to me. 263 00:26:23,538 --> 00:26:24,998 Let me down! 264 00:26:25,833 --> 00:26:27,501 Let me down! 265 00:26:29,880 --> 00:26:31,089 Let me down! 266 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:34,051 Oh, my God! 267 00:27:43,264 --> 00:27:45,599 Get up on the catwalk, on that side. 268 00:27:45,808 --> 00:27:48,311 You take that side. Be very careful. 269 00:28:03,581 --> 00:28:04,540 Jesus! 270 00:28:06,835 --> 00:28:09,754 Let him go... or I'll do Gordon. 271 00:28:22,021 --> 00:28:23,230 Nice outfit. 272 00:28:36,038 --> 00:28:38,124 Come on, Jack, let's go! 273 00:28:44,965 --> 00:28:46,301 Come on! 274 00:28:48,053 --> 00:28:49,138 Eckhardt! 275 00:28:51,641 --> 00:28:53,352 Think about the future. 276 00:29:36,781 --> 00:29:39,117 Goddamn it, we had him! 277 00:29:39,952 --> 00:29:41,954 Hold it right there! 278 00:29:55,889 --> 00:29:58,558 - Who is this guy? - I don't know. 279 00:30:00,561 --> 00:30:03,231 Until we find out, keep a lid on it. 280 00:30:26,093 --> 00:30:30,432 If there's no Bat, then who dropped Napier into the acid? 281 00:30:30,766 --> 00:30:33,937 Suicide? I want to get this on tape. 282 00:30:35,772 --> 00:30:38,651 He hung up. What have you got? 283 00:30:38,943 --> 00:30:40,611 Here's the inner city. 284 00:30:40,778 --> 00:30:42,697 Here's the sightings so far. 285 00:30:42,989 --> 00:30:46,619 Maybe Batman has some sort of flight pattern. 286 00:30:46,827 --> 00:30:51,124 This is very good. Tonight we'll go to dinner, then we'll walk the trail. 287 00:30:51,333 --> 00:30:53,962 No can do. I got a date. Bruce Wayne. 288 00:30:54,504 --> 00:30:56,297 Wayne! Wayne! Oh, no! 289 00:30:56,631 --> 00:30:59,301 The guy's a stiff. You could do much better. 290 00:30:59,635 --> 00:31:01,805 Thanks for being so concerned. 291 00:31:17,032 --> 00:31:18,325 How's the soup? 292 00:31:19,869 --> 00:31:21,329 Excuse me? 293 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:25,042 The soup. How is it? 294 00:31:26,002 --> 00:31:27,837 It's great. 295 00:31:33,052 --> 00:31:34,762 Could you pass the salt? 296 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:57,291 Did you have trouble finding the house? 297 00:31:59,252 --> 00:32:01,087 - It was no problem. - Good. 298 00:32:06,010 --> 00:32:07,846 Do you like eating in here? 299 00:32:15,940 --> 00:32:18,777 I don't think I've been in this room before. 300 00:32:21,780 --> 00:32:23,199 You want to leave? 301 00:32:23,532 --> 00:32:24,700 Yes. 302 00:32:32,710 --> 00:32:35,047 There was young Master Bruce... 303 00:32:35,381 --> 00:32:38,301 ...leading his gray pony with me on its back... 304 00:32:38,552 --> 00:32:43,140 ...like a sack of old potatoes, covered in mud and nursing a sprained ankle. 305 00:32:44,225 --> 00:32:48,230 That was the first and last time I gave him a riding lesson. 306 00:32:49,482 --> 00:32:52,402 I think I've embarrassed him for long enough. 307 00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,905 I'm off to bed. 308 00:32:55,573 --> 00:32:58,827 Please, leave everything. I'll tidy up in the morning. 309 00:33:08,923 --> 00:33:12,176 He's really wonderful. He loves you a lot. 310 00:33:12,427 --> 00:33:16,265 Alfred's great. I couldn't find my socks without him. 311 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,853 He reminds me of my grandfather. 312 00:33:21,105 --> 00:33:22,732 Were you close to him? 313 00:33:23,024 --> 00:33:25,944 I used to spend summers with him and my grandmother. 314 00:33:26,028 --> 00:33:30,700 They had a house on the lake. Nothing like this, but... 315 00:33:31,451 --> 00:33:32,870 ...it was fun. 316 00:33:33,621 --> 00:33:35,205 That sounds nice. 317 00:33:37,959 --> 00:33:39,628 What about your family? 318 00:33:41,881 --> 00:33:44,301 Actually, Alfred is my family. 319 00:33:48,223 --> 00:33:52,311 This house and all this stuff doesn't seem like you at all. 320 00:33:55,398 --> 00:33:57,567 Some of it is very much me. 321 00:33:59,237 --> 00:34:00,571 Some isn't. 322 00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:04,993 That dining room is definitely not you. 323 00:34:05,327 --> 00:34:06,955 The dining room isn't. 324 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,069 Let's see how we did. 325 00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:54,306 Oh, my God! 326 00:34:54,806 --> 00:34:55,807 Mirror. 327 00:34:58,102 --> 00:34:59,145 Mirror! 328 00:35:08,615 --> 00:35:12,787 You understand that the nerves were completely severed. 329 00:35:18,002 --> 00:35:20,964 You see what I have to work with here. 330 00:35:42,950 --> 00:35:45,787 There are an awful lot of stairs in this place. 331 00:35:46,037 --> 00:35:47,873 My feet are killing me. 332 00:35:56,550 --> 00:35:59,554 I feel a little drunk. And you're not anything. 333 00:35:59,805 --> 00:36:01,556 One drink and I'm flying. 334 00:36:02,557 --> 00:36:04,727 Why are you afraid of flying? 335 00:36:35,349 --> 00:36:37,184 That you, sugar bumps? 336 00:36:38,770 --> 00:36:40,439 Who are you? 337 00:36:41,356 --> 00:36:42,859 It's me. 338 00:36:43,359 --> 00:36:45,028 "Sugar bumps." 339 00:36:50,368 --> 00:36:52,787 You're alive! I heard you'd been... 340 00:36:53,038 --> 00:36:54,123 Fried? 341 00:36:54,790 --> 00:36:56,459 Is that what you heard? 342 00:36:56,876 --> 00:36:59,046 You set me up over a woman. 343 00:37:00,297 --> 00:37:01,799 A woman! 344 00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,552 You must be insane. 345 00:37:19,154 --> 00:37:20,405 Don't bother. 346 00:37:21,574 --> 00:37:24,160 Your life won't be worth spit! 347 00:37:25,579 --> 00:37:27,915 I've been dead once already. 348 00:37:28,333 --> 00:37:30,168 It's very liberating... 349 00:37:30,585 --> 00:37:33,589 ...if you think of it as... therapy. 350 00:37:35,591 --> 00:37:37,427 Jack, listen. 351 00:37:40,098 --> 00:37:42,100 Maybe we can cut a deal. 352 00:37:43,351 --> 00:37:44,520 Jack? 353 00:37:45,437 --> 00:37:47,774 Jack is dead, my friend. 354 00:37:48,608 --> 00:37:50,276 You can call me... 355 00:37:50,610 --> 00:37:51,696 ...Joker. 356 00:37:53,030 --> 00:37:54,699 As you can see... 357 00:37:54,949 --> 00:37:56,618 ...I'm a lot happier. 358 00:38:21,482 --> 00:38:23,485 Oh, what a day. 359 00:39:18,888 --> 00:39:20,556 Gotham City. 360 00:39:23,394 --> 00:39:26,773 It always brings a smile to my face. 361 00:39:31,779 --> 00:39:33,782 "Winged Freak... 362 00:39:35,784 --> 00:39:37,453 "...Terrorizes..." 363 00:39:41,083 --> 00:39:43,377 Wait'll they get a load of me. 364 00:39:58,813 --> 00:40:03,235 I've got an idea. How about lunch at my place? I'll show you some photos. 365 00:40:03,486 --> 00:40:04,988 Sure. Okay. 366 00:40:05,238 --> 00:40:08,576 Wait a minute. No, I can't. I can't make it. 367 00:40:09,577 --> 00:40:11,747 Okay, we'll do it later in the day. 368 00:40:11,997 --> 00:40:16,419 I can't make it then, either. I've got a very important meeting today. 369 00:40:17,670 --> 00:40:19,173 What's wrong? 370 00:40:20,174 --> 00:40:21,258 Nothing. 371 00:40:22,426 --> 00:40:24,846 I have to leave town for a few days. 372 00:40:25,347 --> 00:40:27,600 Okay, we'll do it when you get back. 373 00:40:28,351 --> 00:40:30,437 I have to go. I'm late. 374 00:40:46,791 --> 00:40:50,128 - Nice to see you again. - Nice to see you, too. 375 00:40:51,296 --> 00:40:54,217 I'll talk to you guys when you get back. 376 00:40:54,467 --> 00:40:57,387 Back, Miss Vale? We'll be here for quite a while. 377 00:41:11,321 --> 00:41:14,492 You'll never believe what happened to me today. 378 00:41:28,552 --> 00:41:33,224 So, gentlemen, that's how it is. Until Grissom... resurfaces... 379 00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:35,476 ... I'm the acting president. 380 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:39,064 And I say, starting with this anniversary festival... 381 00:41:39,314 --> 00:41:41,526 ... we run this city into the ground. 382 00:41:41,651 --> 00:41:43,820 Why don't we hear this from Grissom? 383 00:41:43,903 --> 00:41:45,072 Yeah. 384 00:41:45,823 --> 00:41:48,160 And what's with that stupid grin? 385 00:41:49,745 --> 00:41:51,831 Life's been good to me. 386 00:41:55,836 --> 00:41:57,588 What if we say "no"? 387 00:42:02,761 --> 00:42:04,930 Nobody wants a war. 388 00:42:05,681 --> 00:42:10,103 If we can't do business, we'll just shake hands and that'll be it. 389 00:42:10,604 --> 00:42:11,522 Yeah? 390 00:42:21,951 --> 00:42:23,788 I got a live one here. 391 00:42:30,963 --> 00:42:35,135 There'll be a hot time in the old town tonight. 392 00:42:52,824 --> 00:42:55,911 Antoine got a little hot under the collar. 393 00:42:57,413 --> 00:42:58,707 You're crazy. 394 00:43:01,334 --> 00:43:04,839 Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter? 395 00:43:12,265 --> 00:43:15,144 - Now get out of here! - Let's go! Move it! 396 00:43:15,769 --> 00:43:17,439 You think it over. 397 00:43:36,128 --> 00:43:40,175 Go to the Globe, follow that reporter Knox. Take your camera. 398 00:43:40,468 --> 00:43:43,345 See what he knows about this Batman. 399 00:43:44,639 --> 00:43:46,016 And, Bob... 400 00:43:49,687 --> 00:43:52,024 ...remember... you... 401 00:43:54,359 --> 00:43:56,071 ...are my number one... 402 00:43:56,321 --> 00:43:57,822 guy 403 00:43:59,199 --> 00:44:00,701 Yes, sir. 404 00:44:15,678 --> 00:44:17,347 Your pals... 405 00:44:18,181 --> 00:44:19,975 ...they're not bad people. 406 00:44:21,060 --> 00:44:22,728 Maybe we... 407 00:44:23,730 --> 00:44:26,901 ...ought to give them a few days to think it over. 408 00:44:27,693 --> 00:44:28,861 No? 409 00:44:34,577 --> 00:44:36,246 Grease them now? 410 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:40,543 Okay. 411 00:44:42,712 --> 00:44:45,549 You are a vicious bastard, Rotelli. 412 00:44:47,427 --> 00:44:49,262 I'm glad you're dead. 413 00:44:56,688 --> 00:44:58,524 I'm glad you're dead. 414 00:45:01,444 --> 00:45:04,197 I'm glad you're dead. 415 00:45:11,123 --> 00:45:12,708 I need that. 416 00:45:13,626 --> 00:45:15,378 I'm losing confidence in you. 417 00:45:15,462 --> 00:45:17,214 I thought we were a team. 418 00:45:17,465 --> 00:45:19,967 Is this a personal issue for you? 419 00:45:20,718 --> 00:45:22,387 I just want you to do your job. 420 00:45:22,471 --> 00:45:23,930 I am doing my job. 421 00:45:24,055 --> 00:45:25,808 And I'm protecting my partner. 422 00:45:25,892 --> 00:45:29,730 There's nothing in these files. Who is this guy? 423 00:45:29,980 --> 00:45:31,565 Who cares? 424 00:45:33,651 --> 00:45:36,488 Forget Bruce Wayne. I'm onto Batman. 425 00:47:28,212 --> 00:47:31,841 They'll be out any second. I can't wait to hear the explanation. 426 00:47:40,268 --> 00:47:42,188 What is this affidavit you filed? 427 00:47:42,271 --> 00:47:44,273 Grissom gave you his business? 428 00:47:44,566 --> 00:47:47,444 Mr. Grissom asked me, as a personal favor... 429 00:47:47,778 --> 00:47:50,949 ...to take over all his businesses until he returns. 430 00:47:51,616 --> 00:47:55,621 That's a big favor. You two must have been very close. 431 00:47:55,913 --> 00:47:58,250 Did you do time together as children? 432 00:48:41,345 --> 00:48:45,017 Our accountants are looking into it. The affidavit is legitimate. 433 00:48:51,192 --> 00:48:53,694 I smell fresh ink. You can prove this? 434 00:48:53,986 --> 00:48:55,655 Of course you can. 435 00:48:55,864 --> 00:48:58,993 We have witnesses. Grissom's signature is legitimate. 436 00:48:59,160 --> 00:49:00,536 It is legitimate. 437 00:49:01,662 --> 00:49:03,791 I saw it. I was there. 438 00:49:04,374 --> 00:49:05,960 I saw it all. 439 00:49:06,211 --> 00:49:08,797 He reached up with his dead hand... 440 00:49:09,130 --> 00:49:11,550 ...and signed it in his own blood. 441 00:49:11,884 --> 00:49:14,888 And he did it... with this pen. 442 00:49:16,139 --> 00:49:18,810 Hello, Vinnie. It's your uncle Bingo. 443 00:49:20,311 --> 00:49:21,939 Time to pay the check. 444 00:49:28,238 --> 00:49:29,573 The pen... 445 00:49:30,074 --> 00:49:32,326 ...is truly mightier than the sword. 446 00:49:48,848 --> 00:49:49,932 Get down! 447 00:50:09,456 --> 00:50:13,628 Won't this gang war dampen the city's 200th anniversary? 448 00:50:13,879 --> 00:50:17,717 The festival opens. The police will stop these gangsters. 449 00:50:18,968 --> 00:50:22,973 What about the theory that the Batman is a Mob enforcer? 450 00:50:23,223 --> 00:50:24,976 I don't have any comment. 451 00:50:30,649 --> 00:50:31,985 Batman. 452 00:50:32,986 --> 00:50:34,488 Batman. 453 00:50:35,490 --> 00:50:39,411 Can somebody tell me what kind of a world we live in... 454 00:50:39,661 --> 00:50:42,665 ...when a man dressed as a bat... 455 00:50:42,916 --> 00:50:45,001 ...gets all my press? 456 00:50:47,421 --> 00:50:49,423 This town needs an enema! 457 00:50:56,992 --> 00:50:58,994 May I have a glass of... water? 458 00:51:00,830 --> 00:51:02,832 I'm relieved that you're home. 459 00:51:03,083 --> 00:51:07,088 Miss Vale telephoned. She was rather concerned. 460 00:51:07,422 --> 00:51:10,926 I feel there's a certain weight that lifts when she is here. 461 00:51:12,094 --> 00:51:13,179 Alfred... 462 00:51:13,930 --> 00:51:15,766 ...why don't you marry her? 463 00:51:16,266 --> 00:51:19,437 That's not exactly what I had in mind, sir. 464 00:51:25,861 --> 00:51:28,031 I can't go on with that right now. 465 00:51:28,448 --> 00:51:30,116 If not now... 466 00:51:32,870 --> 00:51:33,871 ...when? 467 00:51:37,668 --> 00:51:38,919 I don't know. 468 00:51:43,175 --> 00:51:45,344 Jack Napier's still alive. 469 00:51:48,348 --> 00:51:52,478 He's running Grissom's men. I need any information on him. 470 00:52:04,869 --> 00:52:06,537 She is great, isn't she? 471 00:52:07,330 --> 00:52:08,373 Yes. 472 00:52:20,013 --> 00:52:21,014 Knox. 473 00:52:22,015 --> 00:52:23,851 Check something out for me. 474 00:52:24,685 --> 00:52:27,814 Find out what's special about the alley at Pearl and Phillips. 475 00:52:27,898 --> 00:52:29,566 Pearl and Phillips? 476 00:52:30,025 --> 00:52:31,194 You got it. 477 00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:42,540 Mister Wayne. 478 00:53:06,779 --> 00:53:09,074 So much to do and so little time. 479 00:53:09,282 --> 00:53:10,909 The photos. 480 00:53:13,246 --> 00:53:14,956 Who's that loss? 481 00:53:15,248 --> 00:53:16,250 Knox. 482 00:53:16,458 --> 00:53:18,794 Bad tie. No style. 483 00:53:21,881 --> 00:53:23,551 Stop the press! 484 00:53:23,801 --> 00:53:25,803 - Who is that? - Vicki Vale. 485 00:53:26,053 --> 00:53:28,223 The photographer working with Knox. 486 00:53:28,306 --> 00:53:30,559 That girl has style. 487 00:53:30,892 --> 00:53:32,562 Jesus marimba! 488 00:53:32,895 --> 00:53:35,566 A lovely beast like that running around... 489 00:53:35,816 --> 00:53:38,318 ...could put steam in a man's strides. 490 00:53:38,569 --> 00:53:40,822 She's dating some guy named Wayne. 491 00:53:41,072 --> 00:53:42,907 She's about to trade up. 492 00:53:44,076 --> 00:53:46,662 It's hard to stay inside the lines. 493 00:53:50,917 --> 00:53:52,336 I'm about... 494 00:53:54,005 --> 00:53:56,008 ...to get a new girl. 495 00:53:57,593 --> 00:54:00,263 I'm of a mind to make some mooky. 496 00:54:01,264 --> 00:54:02,432 Phone book. 497 00:54:06,770 --> 00:54:08,940 So much to do... 498 00:54:09,858 --> 00:54:11,611 ...and so little time. 499 00:54:37,142 --> 00:54:39,395 Have you shipped a million of those? 500 00:54:40,563 --> 00:54:45,069 Ship them all! We're going to take them out a whole new door! 501 00:54:48,490 --> 00:54:50,408 Ten seconds to transmission. 502 00:54:52,745 --> 00:54:54,914 Five... four... three... two... one. 503 00:54:59,086 --> 00:55:00,672 Cue music. 504 00:55:03,341 --> 00:55:04,843 Cue Becky. 505 00:55:08,098 --> 00:55:11,435 Good evening. The fashion world was stunned today... 506 00:55:11,686 --> 00:55:15,440 ...by the sudden deaths of models Candy Walker and Amanda Keeler. 507 00:55:15,858 --> 00:55:19,863 Cause of death has been attributed to a violent allergic reaction... 508 00:55:20,113 --> 00:55:24,785 ... although authorities have not ruled out the possibility of drug use. 509 00:55:25,953 --> 00:55:28,790 Plans continue for the city's 200th birthday... 510 00:55:29,040 --> 00:55:32,128 ... as Mayor Borg announced today, the unveiling... 511 00:55:32,545 --> 00:55:34,130 This just in. 512 00:55:35,131 --> 00:55:37,968 Three mysterious deaths at a beauty parlor... 513 00:55:42,390 --> 00:55:44,602 ... were discovered today. 514 00:55:46,896 --> 00:55:48,315 What's going on? 515 00:55:49,566 --> 00:55:51,234 This is hardly the... 516 00:55:55,072 --> 00:55:56,366 Kill the camera. 517 00:55:56,450 --> 00:56:00,747 This is Rene on the news floor. I need paramedics up here now! 518 00:56:06,253 --> 00:56:09,090 New and improved Joker products! 519 00:56:09,299 --> 00:56:11,259 With a new secret ingredient. 520 00:56:11,969 --> 00:56:13,304 Smylex! 521 00:56:13,471 --> 00:56:14,805 What's that? 522 00:56:15,097 --> 00:56:17,434 Let's go over... 523 00:56:18,143 --> 00:56:20,480 ... to our blind taste-test. 524 00:56:20,647 --> 00:56:22,315 Love that Joker. 525 00:56:22,607 --> 00:56:24,985 - Where's it coming from? - I don't know. 526 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:30,909 He doesn't look happy. He's been using brand X. 527 00:56:33,287 --> 00:56:35,832 But with new Joker Brand... 528 00:56:36,166 --> 00:56:38,293 ... I get a grin again... 529 00:56:38,627 --> 00:56:40,129 ... and again. 530 00:56:41,631 --> 00:56:43,466 That luscious tan... 531 00:56:43,968 --> 00:56:45,636 ... those ruby lips... 532 00:56:45,844 --> 00:56:50,475 ... and hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure. 533 00:56:52,019 --> 00:56:53,479 You're saying: 534 00:56:53,688 --> 00:56:56,984 "Where can I get these fine, new items?" 535 00:56:57,192 --> 00:57:01,656 That's the gag. Chances are, you've bought them already! 536 00:57:02,657 --> 00:57:04,368 Love that Joker. 537 00:57:04,702 --> 00:57:06,036 Remember... 538 00:57:06,328 --> 00:57:09,332 ... put on a happy face. 539 00:57:13,879 --> 00:57:15,883 The information you requested. 540 00:57:24,351 --> 00:57:27,521 "Jack Napier, assault with a deadly weapon, age 15. 541 00:57:27,731 --> 00:57:30,358 "Results of psychological profile... 542 00:57:30,901 --> 00:57:34,655 "...violent mood swings, highly intelligent, emotionally unstable. 543 00:57:35,489 --> 00:57:38,744 "Aptitudes include science, chemistry, and art." 544 00:57:40,997 --> 00:57:42,332 Chemistry. 545 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:50,383 Let's go shopping. 546 00:58:00,021 --> 00:58:04,860 ...six new deaths, with no clues as to the Joker's deadly weapon. 547 00:58:06,111 --> 00:58:08,114 And what is the pattern? 548 00:58:08,531 --> 00:58:12,453 Foods, alcohol, or beauty and hygiene products? 549 00:58:12,787 --> 00:58:16,458 Cologne, mouthwash, underarm deodorant? 550 00:58:16,792 --> 00:58:19,628 Or worse yet, there may be no pattern. 551 00:58:20,296 --> 00:58:23,968 The search goes on through Gotham's shopping nightmare. 552 00:58:24,635 --> 00:58:29,474 We are having a festival, if I have to use a gun to get people there myself. 553 00:58:29,724 --> 00:58:33,646 Do you hear the words coming from my mouth? The festival is on! 554 00:58:33,896 --> 00:58:36,900 Find out what this madman is poisoning us with. 555 00:58:37,150 --> 00:58:38,569 Do you read me? 556 00:58:40,154 --> 00:58:43,324 We're working on it. I need all the help I can get. 557 00:58:47,496 --> 00:58:49,666 Hi, it's Vicki. 558 00:58:49,916 --> 00:58:52,503 I'll be ten minutes late to the museum. 559 00:58:52,753 --> 00:58:54,839 I'll see you when you get there. 560 00:59:01,014 --> 00:59:03,349 A message from Miss Vale. 561 00:59:03,683 --> 00:59:06,353 She'll be late meeting you at the museum. 562 00:59:06,937 --> 00:59:09,608 Okay, thank you. Wait a minute, Alfred. 563 00:59:10,191 --> 00:59:11,986 I'm not meeting her today. 564 00:59:23,291 --> 00:59:25,711 Jack, where are you going? 565 00:59:28,131 --> 00:59:30,800 Daddy's going to make some art, darling. 566 01:00:05,511 --> 01:00:07,513 Mr. Wayne's table? 567 01:00:07,847 --> 01:00:10,350 He hasn't arrived yet. 568 01:00:10,725 --> 01:00:12,395 We have a table waiting. 569 01:00:37,926 --> 01:00:40,430 Miss Vale, this just arrived for you. 570 01:01:43,633 --> 01:01:44,843 Gentlemen! 571 01:01:45,344 --> 01:01:48,181 Let's broaden our minds. Lawrence. 572 01:02:09,291 --> 01:02:10,959 Give him a shave. 573 01:02:12,628 --> 01:02:14,463 Terence, brush. 574 01:03:08,365 --> 01:03:10,033 The one-dollar bill. 575 01:03:14,288 --> 01:03:15,289 Hold it! 576 01:03:16,040 --> 01:03:19,211 I kind of like this one. Leave it. 577 01:03:33,646 --> 01:03:35,564 You can take that off now. 578 01:03:38,652 --> 01:03:42,240 You're beautiful... in an old-fashioned kind of way. 579 01:03:42,490 --> 01:03:46,078 But I'm sure we can make you more... today. 580 01:03:49,666 --> 01:03:51,084 Your portfolio? 581 01:03:52,670 --> 01:03:55,589 I'm meeting someone who wants to see my work. 582 01:03:58,260 --> 01:03:59,261 Crap. 583 01:03:59,678 --> 01:04:01,514 Crap. Crap. 584 01:04:02,682 --> 01:04:04,435 Crap. Crap. 585 01:04:07,938 --> 01:04:09,774 Now that's good work. 586 01:04:13,195 --> 01:04:14,864 The skulls, the bodies. 587 01:04:15,281 --> 01:04:19,703 You give it such a glow. I don't know if it's art, but I like it. 588 01:04:21,831 --> 01:04:24,501 Let me tell you what I'm thinking about. 589 01:04:24,793 --> 01:04:26,712 I was in the bath one day... 590 01:04:26,837 --> 01:04:30,633 ...when I realized why I was destined for greatness. 591 01:04:31,301 --> 01:04:34,347 You know how concerned people are about appearances. 592 01:04:34,805 --> 01:04:37,309 This is attractive, that is not. 593 01:04:37,642 --> 01:04:41,856 That is all behind me. I now do what other people only dream. 594 01:04:42,482 --> 01:04:45,152 I make art... until someone dies. 595 01:04:45,527 --> 01:04:46,653 See? 596 01:04:48,198 --> 01:04:52,495 I am the world's first fully-functioning homicidal artist. 597 01:04:54,872 --> 01:04:56,291 What do you want? 598 01:04:58,001 --> 01:05:00,045 My face on the one-dollar bill. 599 01:05:02,340 --> 01:05:03,716 You're joking. 600 01:05:04,885 --> 01:05:06,679 Do I look like I'm joking? 601 01:05:07,513 --> 01:05:08,515 No. 602 01:05:08,890 --> 01:05:10,058 Listen. 603 01:05:10,558 --> 01:05:15,064 We mustn't compare ourselves to regular people. We're artists. 604 01:05:15,398 --> 01:05:18,735 For instance, let me challenge you with a piece I did. 605 01:05:19,027 --> 01:05:21,197 Bob. Alicia. 606 01:05:22,031 --> 01:05:24,535 You will photograph and record my work. 607 01:05:24,743 --> 01:05:29,082 You will join me in the avant-garde of the new aesthetic. 608 01:05:29,541 --> 01:05:33,879 Jack, you said I could watch you improve the paintings. 609 01:05:34,380 --> 01:05:36,717 I'm in trouble now. 610 01:05:37,426 --> 01:05:39,428 Why is she wearing a mask? 611 01:05:40,388 --> 01:05:42,181 She's just a sketch, really. 612 01:05:42,265 --> 01:05:45,936 Alicia, sit down. Show the lady why you wear this mask. 613 01:05:46,228 --> 01:05:50,108 Alicia's been made over in line with my new philosophy. 614 01:05:50,400 --> 01:05:51,943 So now, like me... 615 01:05:52,277 --> 01:05:54,572 ...she is a living work of art. 616 01:05:58,952 --> 01:06:01,456 I'm no Picasso, but... do you like it? 617 01:06:02,957 --> 01:06:04,208 It's great. 618 01:06:05,377 --> 01:06:08,047 So... what can I do for you? 619 01:06:08,381 --> 01:06:11,468 A little song, a little dance. 620 01:06:11,718 --> 01:06:13,804 Batman's head on a lance. 621 01:06:14,055 --> 01:06:16,140 What do you know about...? 622 01:06:16,892 --> 01:06:19,102 I don't know anything about Batman. 623 01:06:20,228 --> 01:06:21,564 Really? 624 01:06:22,148 --> 01:06:24,485 Well, how about a little "you and me"? 625 01:06:27,154 --> 01:06:28,406 You're insane. 626 01:06:28,656 --> 01:06:30,867 I thought I was a Pisces. Come on. 627 01:06:30,992 --> 01:06:33,662 Let's make up. Have a little... 628 01:06:33,913 --> 01:06:35,748 ...whiff of my posy. 629 01:06:41,589 --> 01:06:43,007 Help me! 630 01:06:43,925 --> 01:06:45,344 I'm melting! 631 01:06:46,095 --> 01:06:48,848 I'm melting! Help me! I'm melting! 632 01:07:12,628 --> 01:07:13,963 Hold on. 633 01:07:23,141 --> 01:07:26,145 Where does he get those wonderful toys? 634 01:07:29,065 --> 01:07:30,900 - Get in the car. - Which one? 635 01:08:56,550 --> 01:08:57,634 Let's go. 636 01:09:12,737 --> 01:09:13,738 Shields. 637 01:09:39,102 --> 01:09:40,730 How much do you weigh? 638 01:09:40,938 --> 01:09:42,607 About 108, I think. 639 01:09:51,701 --> 01:09:52,953 Hold on. 640 01:10:03,633 --> 01:10:05,636 Grab that thing on my belt. 641 01:10:06,053 --> 01:10:07,304 Don't let go. 642 01:10:22,073 --> 01:10:23,157 No blood. 643 01:10:23,324 --> 01:10:24,827 Who is this guy? 644 01:10:24,993 --> 01:10:26,412 Check his wallet. 645 01:10:27,746 --> 01:10:30,333 - Wait. - What is that? 646 01:10:30,583 --> 01:10:34,171 Some kind of body armor. He's human after all. 647 01:10:34,505 --> 01:10:35,965 Take off the mask. 648 01:10:42,098 --> 01:10:43,182 Shoot her! 649 01:11:46,178 --> 01:11:47,387 Shields open. 650 01:12:12,418 --> 01:12:14,213 You weigh more than 108. 651 01:12:14,421 --> 01:12:16,465 - Really? - Let's go. 652 01:12:20,720 --> 01:12:22,056 Stop. 653 01:12:50,925 --> 01:12:52,469 Where are we going? 654 01:14:12,068 --> 01:14:13,487 Be careful. 655 01:14:22,415 --> 01:14:23,583 Bats. 656 01:14:25,169 --> 01:14:26,879 They're great survivors. 657 01:14:52,202 --> 01:14:55,122 - What is all this? - The police have got it wrong. 658 01:14:55,789 --> 01:14:57,876 They're looking for one product. 659 01:14:58,126 --> 01:15:01,297 The Joker's tainted hundreds of chemicals at the source. 660 01:15:03,466 --> 01:15:06,136 Then whole shipments would be poisoned. 661 01:15:06,386 --> 01:15:08,055 And we'd all be dead. 662 01:15:09,057 --> 01:15:10,558 No. 663 01:15:10,808 --> 01:15:15,481 The poison only works if the components are mixed. Hairspray won't do it alone. 664 01:15:15,731 --> 01:15:20,237 But hairspray mixed with lipstick and perfume will be toxic, and traceable. 665 01:15:20,904 --> 01:15:23,074 How did you figure this out? 666 01:15:29,082 --> 01:15:30,792 Take that to the press. 667 01:15:31,793 --> 01:15:33,921 I might have trouble with that. 668 01:15:34,964 --> 01:15:38,134 A lot of people think you're as dangerous as the Joker. 669 01:15:39,469 --> 01:15:41,138 He's psychotic. 670 01:15:42,265 --> 01:15:44,976 Some people say the same thing about you. 671 01:15:46,144 --> 01:15:47,312 What people? 672 01:15:48,313 --> 01:15:50,483 Well, let's face it. 673 01:15:51,943 --> 01:15:55,114 You're not exactly normal... are you? 674 01:15:55,823 --> 01:15:57,909 It's not exactly a normal world. 675 01:15:58,160 --> 01:15:59,953 Why did you bring me here? 676 01:16:00,287 --> 01:16:03,624 You could have sent that stuff to the press yourself. 677 01:16:04,292 --> 01:16:05,544 You're right. 678 01:16:06,962 --> 01:16:09,632 There is something else you have that I want. 679 01:16:09,841 --> 01:16:10,967 What? 680 01:16:33,162 --> 01:16:34,997 He took the film. 681 01:16:40,670 --> 01:16:44,008 Where have you been? Are you okay? Should I come over? 682 01:16:44,217 --> 01:16:46,345 No, Allie. 683 01:16:47,012 --> 01:16:50,517 If I bring something to you, can we make the evening edition? 684 01:16:52,060 --> 01:16:53,729 Just barely. Is it hot? 685 01:16:54,730 --> 01:16:57,066 Yeah, it's real hot. 686 01:16:59,236 --> 01:17:00,237 Copy! 687 01:17:12,627 --> 01:17:14,755 Avoid the following combinations: 688 01:17:14,838 --> 01:17:18,343 Deodorants with baby powder, hairspray, and lipstick. 689 01:17:19,010 --> 01:17:23,182 Safe products are flying in as Gotham City goes on a forced fast. 690 01:17:23,432 --> 01:17:26,603 And all of Gotham is wondering what to make of Batman. 691 01:17:26,854 --> 01:17:28,522 Friend or foe? 692 01:17:30,108 --> 01:17:32,443 I have given a name to my pain... 693 01:17:33,612 --> 01:17:35,614 ...and it is Batman. 694 01:17:40,620 --> 01:17:43,958 You must possess strength to inflict pain, Bob. 695 01:17:44,375 --> 01:17:46,879 We've got a flying mouse to kill... 696 01:17:47,129 --> 01:17:49,799 ...and I want to clean my claws. 697 01:17:54,722 --> 01:17:57,392 Sir, Miss Vale called again. 698 01:17:57,809 --> 01:18:00,854 Dare I suggest that your present course of action... 699 01:18:01,146 --> 01:18:03,524 ... might simply strengthen her resolve? 700 01:18:03,816 --> 01:18:05,986 She is quite tenacious. 701 01:18:06,820 --> 01:18:08,071 You're right. 702 01:18:08,197 --> 01:18:12,702 And quite special. Perhaps you could try telling her the truth. 703 01:18:23,341 --> 01:18:24,675 Coming. 704 01:18:38,735 --> 01:18:39,986 May I come in? 705 01:18:49,916 --> 01:18:51,668 This is a nice apartment. 706 01:18:53,754 --> 01:18:55,256 Lots of space. 707 01:19:00,720 --> 01:19:02,557 Listen, I came over to... 708 01:19:02,932 --> 01:19:05,727 ...clear... - I don't know who you think you are! 709 01:19:05,936 --> 01:19:07,604 - You hurt me. - I know. 710 01:19:07,896 --> 01:19:12,569 I called you and called you. And you lied! You lied about leaving town. 711 01:19:12,735 --> 01:19:15,072 - Let me tell you why. - Let me tell you! 712 01:19:15,281 --> 01:19:18,785 I thought we felt something. And I trusted you. 713 01:19:19,077 --> 01:19:20,745 I even slept with you. 714 01:19:20,912 --> 01:19:24,584 Then you wouldn't return my calls. You must be some kind of jerk. 715 01:19:25,627 --> 01:19:29,632 You're a real nice girl and I like you a lot, but right now, shut up. 716 01:19:30,967 --> 01:19:32,927 I have something to tell you. 717 01:19:41,062 --> 01:19:45,401 You know how people have... different sides to their personality? 718 01:19:47,237 --> 01:19:48,739 Sometimes... 719 01:19:49,574 --> 01:19:53,579 ...a person will have to actually lead a different life. 720 01:19:54,163 --> 01:19:55,998 Oh, my God, you're married. 721 01:19:56,498 --> 01:19:58,335 No, I'm not married. 722 01:20:05,510 --> 01:20:06,678 You see... 723 01:20:08,096 --> 01:20:10,350 ...my life is really... 724 01:20:13,687 --> 01:20:14,855 ...complex. 725 01:20:18,026 --> 01:20:22,698 All right, listen. You know how a normal person gets up and... 726 01:20:24,116 --> 01:20:26,119 ...goes downstairs... 727 01:20:26,370 --> 01:20:28,205 ...and eats breakfast... 728 01:20:28,538 --> 01:20:32,043 ...and kisses somebody good-bye, and goes to... 729 01:20:33,002 --> 01:20:35,047 ...a job, and, you know... 730 01:20:35,130 --> 01:20:37,216 No. 731 01:20:41,137 --> 01:20:42,390 Look. 732 01:20:46,061 --> 01:20:48,397 What I'm trying to tell you is... 733 01:20:50,149 --> 01:20:52,318 Hey, it's okay. 734 01:20:52,569 --> 01:20:54,071 You can tell me. 735 01:20:59,327 --> 01:21:01,496 What I'm trying to tell you is... 736 01:21:04,417 --> 01:21:06,086 I'll be right back. 737 01:21:17,016 --> 01:21:18,184 Miss me? 738 01:21:23,858 --> 01:21:27,195 Nice place you got here. Lots of space. 739 01:21:28,614 --> 01:21:31,117 Vicki, we've really got to talk. 740 01:21:35,122 --> 01:21:36,957 We were having dinner. 741 01:21:37,876 --> 01:21:41,212 I was a man doing well with a beautiful woman. 742 01:21:41,797 --> 01:21:44,300 And without so much as an apology... 743 01:21:44,550 --> 01:21:48,347 ...you ran off with that sideshow phony. 744 01:21:53,561 --> 01:21:54,730 You know... 745 01:21:56,982 --> 01:21:59,903 ...I've recently had a tragedy in my life. 746 01:22:00,153 --> 01:22:01,571 Alicia... 747 01:22:02,740 --> 01:22:04,825 ...threw herself out a window. 748 01:22:05,076 --> 01:22:06,245 Oh, my God. 749 01:22:08,914 --> 01:22:10,250 But... 750 01:22:10,750 --> 01:22:13,921 ...you can't make an omelet without breaking eggs. 751 01:22:25,309 --> 01:22:26,937 Well, Miss Vale... 752 01:22:27,646 --> 01:22:30,316 ...another rooster in the hen-house? 753 01:22:33,152 --> 01:22:36,156 Take thy beak from out my heart. 754 01:22:42,498 --> 01:22:45,626 Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas? 755 01:22:48,005 --> 01:22:49,423 Most of the time. 756 01:22:55,681 --> 01:22:57,182 I know who you are. 757 01:23:00,353 --> 01:23:02,982 Let me tell you about this guy I know. 758 01:23:03,858 --> 01:23:07,195 Mean kid. Bad seed. Hurt people. 759 01:23:07,696 --> 01:23:09,531 I like him already. 760 01:23:12,869 --> 01:23:15,164 You know what the problem was? 761 01:23:15,497 --> 01:23:18,501 He got sloppy. You know, crazy. 762 01:23:18,835 --> 01:23:23,174 He started to lose it. He had a head full of bad wiring, I guess. 763 01:23:23,382 --> 01:23:25,886 Couldn't keep it straight up here. 764 01:23:27,220 --> 01:23:29,514 He was the kind of guy who... 765 01:23:30,725 --> 01:23:34,063 ...couldn't hear the train until it was two feet from him. 766 01:23:38,735 --> 01:23:40,946 You know what happened to this guy? 767 01:23:45,744 --> 01:23:47,704 He made mistakes. 768 01:23:49,206 --> 01:23:52,919 Then he ended up with his lights out! Now you want to get nuts? 769 01:23:53,211 --> 01:23:54,964 Come on! Let's get nuts! 770 01:23:56,423 --> 01:23:57,926 Tell me something. 771 01:23:59,678 --> 01:24:03,015 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 772 01:24:03,265 --> 01:24:04,183 What? 773 01:24:04,600 --> 01:24:07,270 I always ask that of all my prey. 774 01:24:07,938 --> 01:24:09,857 I just like the sound of it. 775 01:24:15,948 --> 01:24:18,451 Never rub another man's rhubarb. 776 01:24:25,543 --> 01:24:29,298 Why is it, every time I come for you... 777 01:24:30,383 --> 01:24:32,635 ...somebody always gets in the way? 778 01:24:32,969 --> 01:24:35,139 I'll need a moment alone. 779 01:24:37,976 --> 01:24:40,645 I'm only laughing on the outside. 780 01:24:41,563 --> 01:24:44,650 My smile is just skin deep. 781 01:24:45,818 --> 01:24:47,612 If you could see inside... 782 01:24:47,821 --> 01:24:49,823 ...I'm really crying. 783 01:24:50,825 --> 01:24:52,994 You might join me for a weep. 784 01:25:37,800 --> 01:25:39,970 You really wouldn't believe it. 785 01:25:40,303 --> 01:25:45,142 While you were entertaining, I've been finding out about your street corner. 786 01:25:49,147 --> 01:25:51,651 I think your friend is screwed up. 787 01:25:52,568 --> 01:25:54,154 More good news. 788 01:26:02,248 --> 01:26:03,916 Oh, my God! 789 01:26:04,417 --> 01:26:06,920 His parents were murdered in that alley. 790 01:26:07,671 --> 01:26:09,673 That's why he went there. 791 01:26:14,263 --> 01:26:16,932 He watched it happen in front of him. 792 01:26:17,433 --> 01:26:19,394 Look at the look on his face. 793 01:26:19,853 --> 01:26:22,189 It was the same at City Hall. 794 01:26:23,774 --> 01:26:26,361 What do you suppose this does to a kid? 795 01:26:32,076 --> 01:26:34,079 Don't get personal! 796 01:26:48,013 --> 01:26:50,224 Did you get the file on my parents? 797 01:26:50,683 --> 01:26:52,352 It's on your table. 798 01:27:01,112 --> 01:27:02,782 What's on your mind? 799 01:27:04,867 --> 01:27:08,872 I have no wish to fill my few remaining years... 800 01:27:09,289 --> 01:27:11,876 ...grieving for the loss of old friends... 801 01:27:15,881 --> 01:27:17,716 ...or their sons. 802 01:27:35,906 --> 01:27:40,578 The 200th anniversary birthday gala has been indefinitely postponed. 803 01:27:41,079 --> 01:27:43,207 We cannot guarantee public safety. 804 01:27:43,290 --> 01:27:44,959 Joker here. 805 01:27:45,292 --> 01:27:46,837 We got interference. 806 01:27:46,920 --> 01:27:50,425 Now you fellows have said some pretty mean things. 807 01:27:50,633 --> 01:27:54,096 Some of which were true under that fiend... 808 01:27:54,304 --> 01:27:55,639 ... Boss Grissom. 809 01:27:55,931 --> 01:27:58,768 He was a thief... and a terrorist. 810 01:27:58,977 --> 01:28:02,648 On the other hand, he had a tremendous singing voice. 811 01:28:02,940 --> 01:28:06,778 He's dead now, and he's left me in charge. 812 01:28:10,116 --> 01:28:12,452 I can be theatrical... 813 01:28:12,785 --> 01:28:15,289 ... and maybe even a little rough. 814 01:28:15,789 --> 01:28:18,168 But one thing I am not... 815 01:28:18,501 --> 01:28:20,003 ... is a killer! 816 01:28:24,675 --> 01:28:26,345 I love a good party. 817 01:28:26,636 --> 01:28:28,180 So, truce. 818 01:28:28,805 --> 01:28:31,684 Commence au festival! 819 01:28:33,019 --> 01:28:36,023 And I've got a surprise for Gotham City. 820 01:28:37,024 --> 01:28:41,154 At midnight, I will dump 20 million in cash... 821 01:28:41,654 --> 01:28:42,990 ... on the crowd. 822 01:28:46,161 --> 01:28:48,538 Don't worry about me. I've got enough. 823 01:28:48,830 --> 01:28:51,876 We are not prepared to discuss any deals. 824 01:28:54,338 --> 01:28:56,673 You heard it, folks, 20 million. 825 01:28:57,383 --> 01:28:59,469 And there will be entertainment. 826 01:28:59,969 --> 01:29:04,642 The big dukeroo. With me in one corner, and in the other corner... 827 01:29:05,226 --> 01:29:09,481 ... the man who has brought real terror to Gotham City... 828 01:29:09,898 --> 01:29:11,401 ... Batman. 829 01:29:11,901 --> 01:29:13,403 Can you hear me? 830 01:29:14,070 --> 01:29:15,572 Just the two of us. 831 01:29:15,823 --> 01:29:17,825 Mano y mano. 832 01:29:18,827 --> 01:29:21,246 I have taken off my make-up. 833 01:29:22,248 --> 01:29:23,833 Let's see... 834 01:29:24,083 --> 01:29:27,003 ... if you can take off yours. 835 01:31:39,210 --> 01:31:41,212 Tell me, kid. 836 01:31:41,713 --> 01:31:46,218 Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight? 837 01:31:54,020 --> 01:31:55,564 Let's go! 838 01:31:58,526 --> 01:32:00,195 Let's go, Jack! 839 01:32:03,866 --> 01:32:05,409 See you around. 840 01:32:35,239 --> 01:32:37,074 Am I crazy? 841 01:32:39,411 --> 01:32:42,623 That wasn't just another night for either of us, was it? 842 01:32:46,127 --> 01:32:49,131 We both got to each other, didn't we? 843 01:32:52,093 --> 01:32:54,262 Why won't you let me in? 844 01:32:59,436 --> 01:33:00,937 You got in. 845 01:33:05,776 --> 01:33:07,821 I've loved you since I met you. 846 01:33:09,322 --> 01:33:12,660 But I don't know what to think of all this. 847 01:33:12,952 --> 01:33:17,583 Sometimes I don't know, either. It's just something I have to do. 848 01:33:17,833 --> 01:33:19,169 Why? 849 01:33:19,753 --> 01:33:21,588 Because nobody else can. 850 01:33:24,925 --> 01:33:27,763 I tried to avoid all this, but I can't. 851 01:33:28,180 --> 01:33:30,015 This is how it is. 852 01:33:30,767 --> 01:33:32,518 It's not a perfect world. 853 01:33:32,769 --> 01:33:35,606 It doesn't have to be a perfect world. 854 01:33:39,778 --> 01:33:43,949 I just have to know, are we going to try to love each other? 855 01:33:47,370 --> 01:33:48,789 I'd like to. 856 01:33:50,290 --> 01:33:52,210 But he's out there right now. 857 01:33:52,710 --> 01:33:54,545 And I've got to go to work. 858 01:35:37,257 --> 01:35:39,344 Into the air, Junior Birdman! 859 01:35:39,511 --> 01:35:40,845 Miss me? 860 01:35:42,347 --> 01:35:44,266 Yeah! Watch me! 861 01:38:05,526 --> 01:38:08,113 Get them. Take the pictures. 862 01:38:09,197 --> 01:38:10,532 Gotham's greed. 863 01:38:39,235 --> 01:38:40,987 And now, folks... 864 01:38:41,237 --> 01:38:43,657 ... it's time for, "Who Do You Trust?" 865 01:38:43,908 --> 01:38:46,577 Money, money! Who do you trust? 866 01:38:46,827 --> 01:38:49,664 Me? I'm giving away free money. 867 01:38:50,332 --> 01:38:53,252 And where... is the Batman? 868 01:38:54,670 --> 01:38:57,674 He's at home, washing his tights. 869 01:39:05,768 --> 01:39:10,190 Winged battle flies through the night and finds me ready. 870 01:39:10,440 --> 01:39:12,443 Bob. Mask. 871 01:39:13,277 --> 01:39:15,239 Masks! Put them on now! 872 01:39:16,073 --> 01:39:17,574 And now... 873 01:39:18,951 --> 01:39:20,578 ... comes the part... 874 01:39:21,204 --> 01:39:24,041 ... where I relieve you, the little people... 875 01:39:24,250 --> 01:39:26,961 ... of the burden... of your failed... 876 01:39:27,254 --> 01:39:28,964 ... and useless lives. 877 01:39:29,214 --> 01:39:33,219 But, as my plastic surgeon always said, "If you've got to go... 878 01:39:33,594 --> 01:39:35,472 "...go with a smile." 879 01:40:06,510 --> 01:40:07,512 My God. 880 01:40:08,430 --> 01:40:09,764 Smylex gas. 881 01:40:10,265 --> 01:40:12,018 He's going to kill everybody! 882 01:40:12,101 --> 01:40:14,812 Get in the car. Get in the car! 883 01:40:23,115 --> 01:40:24,408 Hurry! 884 01:42:16,048 --> 01:42:17,216 My balloons! 885 01:42:27,896 --> 01:42:29,439 They're my balloons! 886 01:42:56,181 --> 01:42:58,350 He stole my balloons! 887 01:42:59,268 --> 01:43:03,440 Why didn't somebody tell me he had one of those... things? 888 01:43:05,109 --> 01:43:07,111 Bob. Gun. 889 01:43:13,619 --> 01:43:16,123 I'll need a minute or two alone, boys. 890 01:43:16,456 --> 01:43:18,292 Get out of here! 891 01:44:10,523 --> 01:44:14,195 Come on, you gruesome son of a bitch. Come to me. 892 01:45:51,399 --> 01:45:52,735 Darling. 893 01:45:54,904 --> 01:45:57,824 I've got to get you to the church on time. 894 01:46:03,582 --> 01:46:07,002 Gotham City Cathedral. Transportation for two. 895 01:46:07,252 --> 01:46:09,589 - Right away, sir? - Five minutes. 896 01:46:15,012 --> 01:46:16,515 Better make it ten. 897 01:49:48,321 --> 01:49:49,489 Let's go. 898 01:49:57,416 --> 01:50:00,753 Point those searchlights at the tower. Now! Move! 899 01:50:31,124 --> 01:50:35,129 It can be truly said that I have a bat in my belfry. 900 01:50:44,516 --> 01:50:45,726 Shall we dance? 901 01:52:07,745 --> 01:52:09,914 You know, without you... 902 01:52:10,790 --> 01:52:13,627 ...I just wouldn't want to go on. 903 01:53:37,399 --> 01:53:39,901 We were made for each other. 904 01:53:40,319 --> 01:53:42,488 Beauty and the Beast. 905 01:53:43,239 --> 01:53:45,993 Of course, if anyone calls you "Beast"... 906 01:53:46,243 --> 01:53:48,580 ...I'll rip their lungs out. 907 01:54:19,284 --> 01:54:20,787 Mr. Joker? 908 01:54:24,541 --> 01:54:27,044 You say such beautiful things. 909 01:54:28,463 --> 01:54:31,549 And you're so powerful. And purple! 910 01:54:33,386 --> 01:54:34,637 I love purple! 911 01:54:37,974 --> 01:54:39,142 Excuse me. 912 01:54:39,643 --> 01:54:42,980 Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight? 913 01:54:46,652 --> 01:54:48,279 I'm going to kill you. 914 01:54:48,738 --> 01:54:50,407 You idiot! 915 01:54:50,907 --> 01:54:52,993 You made me, remember? 916 01:54:53,244 --> 01:54:55,413 You dropped me into the chemicals! 917 01:54:55,496 --> 01:54:59,668 That wasn't easy to get over! And don't think I didn't try. 918 01:54:59,918 --> 01:55:01,170 I know you did. 919 01:55:28,997 --> 01:55:30,582 You killed my parents. 920 01:55:30,665 --> 01:55:31,833 What? 921 01:55:34,003 --> 01:55:35,546 What are you saying? 922 01:55:35,838 --> 01:55:38,508 I made you, but you made me first. 923 01:55:40,135 --> 01:55:41,804 I was just a kid. 924 01:55:41,971 --> 01:55:44,475 I say you made me, you say I made you. 925 01:55:44,683 --> 01:55:46,852 How childish can you get? 926 01:55:47,144 --> 01:55:49,689 You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on? 927 01:56:06,043 --> 01:56:07,878 What are you laughing at? 928 01:56:15,054 --> 01:56:17,140 Let me lend you a hand. 929 01:56:25,234 --> 01:56:26,568 Lend you a hand! 930 01:56:34,245 --> 01:56:36,915 They don't make them like they used to! 931 01:56:40,837 --> 01:56:42,255 Hey, Batsy! 932 01:56:55,938 --> 01:56:57,691 There he is! Down there! 933 01:57:11,666 --> 01:57:13,210 It's time to retire. 934 01:57:14,795 --> 01:57:17,132 Feel free to drop in. 935 01:57:26,393 --> 01:57:29,063 Sometimes I just kill myself! 936 01:57:34,320 --> 01:57:35,571 Hold on! 937 01:59:46,610 --> 01:59:50,949 Our police have rounded up all of the Joker's men. 938 01:59:51,449 --> 01:59:53,619 The reign of crime is over. 939 01:59:54,119 --> 01:59:57,624 Public safety in Gotham City is no longer a laughing matter. 940 01:59:57,874 --> 02:00:00,627 - Aren't you covering the press conference? - No. 941 02:00:01,546 --> 02:00:03,548 What about our Pulitzer Prize? 942 02:00:04,215 --> 02:00:05,634 What about us? 943 02:00:06,552 --> 02:00:08,721 What about your picture of Batman? 944 02:00:17,232 --> 02:00:18,316 Take care. 945 02:00:21,320 --> 02:00:23,656 We received a letter from Batman. 946 02:00:25,909 --> 02:00:28,412 "Please inform the citizens of Gotham... 947 02:00:28,579 --> 02:00:31,416 "...that Gotham City's earned a rest from crime. 948 02:00:32,333 --> 02:00:35,671 "But if the forces of evil should rise again... 949 02:00:36,005 --> 02:00:38,925 "...to cast a shadow on the heart of the city... 950 02:00:39,342 --> 02:00:40,677 "...call me." 951 02:00:41,012 --> 02:00:43,681 Question. How do we call him? 952 02:00:48,855 --> 02:00:50,690 He gave us a signal. 953 02:01:26,318 --> 02:01:29,322 I thought champagne would be in order, ma'am. 954 02:01:29,656 --> 02:01:30,990 Hi, Alfred. 955 02:01:40,001 --> 02:01:41,838 Mr. Wayne told me to tell you... 956 02:01:41,921 --> 02:01:44,090 ...that he might be a little late. 957 02:01:46,844 --> 02:01:49,097 I'm not a bit surprised.